My Spoken-Word Poem to Crocs: Thank you Crocs!

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Hey Everyone,

Hope everyone is having a great day!

So yesterday I posted about how I had a club escapade whilst wearing my mother in laws Crocs this weekend.

You can find the blog entry here. 

After I posted the Crocs blog entry yesterday,  before work I got a tweet that said this:

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WHAT!!!

The Crocs Gods above decided to bless me with a heavenly pair of shoes BABYYY! I got that Direct Message and I felt like I had joined the #Crocnation secret society. Who knew that writing something in appreciation of an awesome product could win me some merch!

Go to their website! It is amazing. Looking through their site I felt I had the GOLDEN TICKET TO THE CROC FACTORY!

They have Croc wedges, Croc flats, Croc Rainboots! WHO KNEW?

So before any else. I want to say HUGE THANK YOU to #Crocs for sending me a lovely pair of snow boats for the tough Chicago winter that is about to come.

When the boots come I will be sure to have a full-blown fashion show on the Blog.

Crocs if you need an ambassador, or a spokesperson just know I WILL BE YOUR PINE-SOL LADY! I WILL BE YOUR FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE OR SAMUEL L. JACKSON FOR CAPITAL ONE BABY!

I love these shoes so much and I am an actor who loves to make people laugh and has a BIG OL’ FOLLOWING.  Think it over Crocs and in some warped world if you decide “HEY THAT GIRL SHOULD BE THE FACE OF CROCS BECAUSE SHE IS HILARIOUS”

Call: Jim McCaffrey my agent at Stewart Talent: 312- 943-3131

E-mail: jim.mccaffrey@stewartalent.com 

To the blog and Body/Courage play followers let’s do a hashtag #courage4crocs and see if we can get this some media attention so I can be their Ambassador. Look- if Pumpkin Spice Latte Revolts can get some media coverage so can my crazy behind haha!

But on a serious note thank you so much for the boots! I have never won anything this cool in my LIFE. I literally felt like I had won an entire SEASON of WHEEL OF FORTUNE. I am so hyped I might write y’all a poem!


Croc-head: A Spoken-Word Poem

 by D

Creator of BODY/COURAGE

Onions and bunions call all ye’ saints

Our feet are free at last

Like Martin Luther King talkin’ bout race

Onions and bunions thank the Croc-Lord above

For providing us comfort in the name of foot- love

Onions and bunions cry no more 

Our toes no longer crunch like they did before 

Onions and bunions we can travel long distance again

No longer having to dance like we’re in the devil’s den

Onions and bunions we are addicted to crocs that’s true

Onions and bunions

We are officially in the Croc-head crew

Ashe


I am so grateful to have some boots to combat this devilish winter that is about to hop on us like the Boogey Monster.

Love ya, Crocs I am now officially apart of #Crocnation

Get a Pair of Crocs and Be Apart of the Movement.

If you don’t get some Crocs:

No Shade, Just Facts!

Love y’all

D

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